by bob county
A meditation on the Epiphany.
"They there who were come together asked Him, saying:
'wilt Thou at this time restore again the kingdom of Isreal?'"
But He said to them: "Nope." and floated into Heaven on a
cloud... Acts 1:1-11.
"That's abandoment. I need some more tuna fish." I pondered.
"Pack down!" A loud voice snapped behind me. It was my boss,
Pumpkin Head, but his head was on a goats body......My eye
started to ache... "I'm halucinating." muttered my inner voice.
"Nope! I'm the Devil! Looser!" the goat man replied.
"You look like my boss: Mr. Pumpkin Head." I stuttered..
"But, that's a nice pink shirt." I smiled and sat back in my @LazyBoy
chair.... "Ha! Mr. Pumpkin Head sold his soul to me decades ago."
The goat man came closer to me... (Cough)"Could you stand back you
stink like a wet dog....and keep that hairy junk down(cough)."
"Well, I had something important to tell you, but I don't think I
will now." snipped the goat man turning away for the door......................
"Aren't you going to ask me?" the goat queried turning red faced.
"I don't care.' I smiled. "You lazy bastard!" he lowered his horns on his
massive pumpkin head. "My mother was a bastard, that doesn't make
me one." I smirked.
" I hate hell now. It's full of stupid people!" the goat man stomped
his cloven hooves. "Hey! Keep that crooked junk down... Geeze." I
gasped for fresh air as the goat mans musk filled the room.
"Listen to me!" Mr. Pumpkin Head shouted. I smiled and replied,
"I don't care." A sudden puff of smoke and he was gone.
"Hmmmmmmm, I think I'll buy a bunny and let my cats play
with it." I smiled and openned my windows and turned on the ceiling
P.S. Take a peek at Telophone Boy in images.