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I was given the title as an assignment and had to work from there. This was the outcome. |
| The electronic door opened with a swoosh and Mr. and Mrs. Rigby stepped into The Family Planning Centre. An assistant wearing a pale blue uniform of a knee length skirt, white shirt and pale blue blazer met them instantly and ushered them over to a row of cheap plastic chairs. âYou can wait here,â she said in a high-pitched voice. The kind of voice that would eat through your mind if you had to put up with it for too long. âSomeone will come fetch you when there is a computer free, OK?â The assistant hurried off, not interested in what the Rigbysâ answer would be. Mr. Rigby wasnât bothered as long as she didnât talk to them again. âThis place is nice, isnât it, Sean?â Mrs. Rigby questioned matter-of-factly as she examined the large hall that they were currently waiting in. The ceilings were impossibly high up and were white like the top half of the walls. The bottom half being a very pink, pink colour. âYeah, itâs lovely, Tanya,â Sean Rigby answered although he thought the exact opposite. After thirteen years of marriage though, heâd lost the motivation to disagree with his wife. Theirs had been a marriage of convenience in that neither expected very much from it. Sean Rigby had been brought up with the constant reminder that marriage was a curse. Heâd never found anyone that he disliked more than Tanya but could still suffer time with. For that reason sheâd been the perfect potential bride. Tanya on the other hand had been told that marriage was just a disappointment so saw no reason to expect any more of it than the cynical grump that Sean Rigby could be. A bald headed man in a white suit was walking purposefully towards them, a fake smile plastered across his somewhat podgy face. His cheeks lit up to a bright red and he offered his hand to Sean. Sean stood up and shook it. âHowdy, folks my nameâs Brian and Iâm here to help you through the planning process,â the man said in a southern drawl which Sean couldnât help but feel was put on for show. Brian shook hands with Tanya before continuing. âIf you folks would like to follow meâŠâ Brian led them into a small room, one of many that came off of a long corridor connected to the entrance hall. The room was painted white but this time there was no pink divide. Against the far wall sat a wooden table, painted with a white marble effect, upon which rested a computer screen. Brian closed the door to the room and pulled out the two chairs under the table for Sean and Tanya to sit down. âNow folks, if you just touch the screen we can get started.â Sean reached out and rather timidly touched the screen and it flashed into life. âWelcome to the Family Planner 9000 program, version 1.087,â said a slightly feminine computerised voice. The screen displayed a menu with several options. âOK folks, everything is touch based so just touch the option you want and the program will explain the rest,â he pointed to a button on the wall next to the desk. âWhen youâre finished or if you have any problems just press the buzzer on the wall, Iâm gonna give you some peace now,â finished Brian and he slipped out of the room leaving the Rigbys alone. âPlease choose an option,â prompted the computer. The options available were âCreate a new childâ, âEdit an existing childâ, âView child listâ and âDelete a childâ. âCreate a new child,â Sean responded out loud, prodding the relevant area of the screen. A new screen popped up asking whether the Rigbys wished to create the child from scratch or to randomly generate its characteristics. Sean didnât wait for a prompt from Tanya before choosing âCreate from scratchâ and then the female option on the âDesired Genderâ screen. After this another screen was shown with the heading âPhysical Appearanceâ at the top and a list of body parts that you could adjust. The Rigbys began with the face. â Wow! You can choose a celebrity face, letâs do that!â said Tanya pointing excitedly at the screen. Sean chose that option. âLook itâs got Britney Spears! Pick that one!â âYou sure Tanya?â inquired Sean not completely sold on the idea. He was of the opinion that having a child was folly anyway but to have a child that looked like somebody else seemed pointless. However, since the advent of the new Family Planning Centres, raising a child wasnât the same arduous task it had once been. No longer was there a nine month gestation period. You placed your order in the centre and it was delivered within 2 -3 working days. This meant no need for maternity leave. More time for work. Recently the company behind the Family Planning Centres had made a breakthrough and you could choose the age of your child freeing up even more time for work. And neither Sean nor Tanya held down good enough jobs to be able to afford time off. Up until recently Sean had always had an argument against Tanyaâs insistence that they âmake a babyâ. Now heâd run out of excuses. âDo we really want OUR little girl to look like her?â Sean questioned again. âOf course we do! Sheâll be beautiful!â Sean sighed. Tanya had a simplistic way of looking at the world. Sadly, whilst it was sometimes endearing in its simplicity, it was very rarely realistic. He selected Britney Spearsâ face and looked to Tanya when it asked if they wished to change the childâs eye colour. Tanya looked at him blankly. âWe want blue, yeah?â he asked trying to remember the conversation theyâd had during the car journey there. Tanya nodded so he chose it. The Rigbys finished choosing the appearance of their new child and selected its personality. Their child was going to be a good-natured, fun loving girl. Which seemed fairly vague to Sean but Tanya wasnât all that bothered. âPlease select your childâs age,â instructed the computer. âWhat do you say, about four?â Sean offered. âFour! Thatâs a bit old; weâll miss out on her early years!â âWell, we can go for younger if you want but I have no intention of changing nappies and that!â argued Sean. âGood point. OK, go for four.â Sean chose the option but nothing happened. Suddenly, the screen went black and then two seconds later another screen appeared. âThe Microsoft Corporation would like to apologise for this program error. Please upgrade to the newest version of your Windows operating system to avoid further problems,â said the computer this time in a male nerdy voice. Sadly change wasnât a universal thing. Sean cursed and pressed the buzzer on the wall. Brian arrived in just under a minute and saw the screen. âIâm so sorry, folks. Let me restart this so you can put all your options back in.â Sean sighed miserably as Brian set everything up again. âTo make up for that difficulty weâll throw in a free delivery, OK, folks?â Brian hurried back out of the room, through the corridor and over to the chairs filled with waiting people. âExcuse me?â said a male voice and Brian looked round. âAh, Mr. Bill Gates the 3rd, you interested in another heir to your business empire?â Bill Gates the 3rd cleaned his glasses with a smile before Brian led him to an empty room. |