by bob county
Review of movie daft.
|The U.S. confrence of Catholic Menopuasal Bishops review:
Rev. Happy Pants
Catholic News Services
The movie begins with Muzzy eating a salad on his veranda. A
strange voice eminates from his pants asking for "walkies."
Suddenly, a giant phallus burst from Muzzy's pants and propells
him onto the front lawn. Within minutes we are treated to a ballooning
that places Muzzy atop house size balls.
The plot wobbles as the media and a crane are called in to
move the spectacle to an airport hanger; repleat with firehose
wash down. There is a disturbing scene, when a band of teenage
parochial school girls break into the hanger in a frenzy of mischief.
Jessica Alba, plays Dr. Twinkle Toes an expert in mutations.
Jessica and Muzzy have a tender love scence as she examins
his prostate in a scuba suite. There is full female nudity.
The dear doctor becomes obsessesed with Muzzys giant Pogo
and imagines it is speaking to her in Swaheeli. She posts testaments
from Pogo on the internet. A harem of massage therapist swarm over
Pogo. An orgy ensues in a milky pool. This reviewer lost her appetite
for popcorn and ate her straw.
This film is blatantly pornographic and should be viewed only
by party girls. It is rated: five slaps to the face and shame on you.
Jessica Alba has been nominated for an Academy Award for her
scuba love scene.