by bob county
Disturbing Social Labour
They are here. ******
"I am not doing this."
Do you want to be extinct? **
"Maybe .. we could educate them? Ahm, You know
a new religion with fireworks and flying lessons."
Lissen to me. Your going to mate with a monkey girl. *******
"Pleeeeease! They're hairy and stink!"
It wont work our bloodline is too thin. It must be direct contact. *
Three monkey girls are sedated in the labratory. Go there; now. *
"Oh my. You shaved them?"
Are they more exceptable? ***
"Well, they do look more serpentine. For two hundred million years
our kind ruled the world and now it's come to this... "
Good. Now, we will release them to their tribe. *** **
"They'll never amount to anything. I have a headache. Computer?
give me some mice. I'm hungry."
It's your sugar levels: have some plums and a bananah. ***
"Bananah? Might as well I'm a monkey's uncle!"