(to be sung, if you're tone deaf, to "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
My daddy-cat, he is so terriffic!!
My daddy-cat, he is so good!!
My daddy-cat he is good to us,
he feeds us whenever he should!!
We are so glad he only has cats,
we are glad he only has us!
We don't want any human kids in here--
if they show up, we'll put up a fuss!
Oh, we want, yes, we want, oh we want our daddy alo-oo-ne!
We want, oh we want, yes we want our daddy alone!!
WE OUR DADDY-CAT!!