I woke up, cold and wet, under my favorite tree!
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New Prompt: You wake up outside under a tree after going to bed the previous night in your house. What happened?
MY WET AWAKENING!
I awoke, all cold and wet, beneath my favorite TREE--
said, "O,K. now, you DARLING cats: what have you done to me?!?"
You smirked and mewed and pawed and scratched and stopped to take a drink;
then said "Wonderful Mommycat, now just what do you think?
We commandeered your walker, 'cuz we couldn't budge your chair;
dragged you out the door on it--quite a wild, loud affair!
We left you there to sleep so sweet--it was a pretty sight,
but we managed to wake the DOG, gave him an awful fright!!
And, just then, it began to storm--you know these Southern skies!
We left you wet, out there to sleep until the weather dries!"