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Write a STORY or POEM opening your bedroom closet to find it completely empty -- no clothes, no shoes, nothing. Just a note that says ....
I went into my small closet; I found my stuff all gone!
It must have been my NAUGHTY cats-- they took it to be pawned!!
Now, who would want my ragged clothes, I asked out loud with rage!
If I can catch my scheming beasts, I'll put them in their cage!
They sold it off for tunafish, I realized with shock/
And now my stuff is gone for good, 'cause they put it in hock!!
I'm not sure that I'd want it back--it was a tacky mess,
but now that it is out of reach, I'm unclothed and I'm STRESSED!!
They left me a rude scribbled note outlining their complaints
They left me a walmart coupon ! I thought that I would faint!
So my beasts think my clothes are rags. and want more tunafish!
If I use my gift coupon, right, then they will get their wish!!