This play is about the Typical Trinidadian Macco
| Trinidad Macco
Molly... The neighbourhood Macco
Pasty..... Molly;s friend
Betty... The neighbour
Yvonne.... The neighbour friend
Beverly.... The neighbourhood 'whore'
Betty...... Look, look, look at she
Yvonne..... who, who is that you talking about girl
Betty.... who you think i talking bout Yvonne,molly!
Yvonne...... Oh lord who business she mining now
Betty...... Beverly nah, who else
Betty... come and see, she peeping out she window breaking she neck to see what beverly doing
Betty.... Oh lord, what she doing now, where she going
Yvonne... Girl you cah see or what, she coming here
Betty..... Quick, quick leh we move from the window
Molly walks over in a hurry by Betty
Molly........... Betty (in a high pitch voice) u there
Betty.....(grunting) Yes neighbour come in girl
Molly..... How u going girl ' A A' Yvonne u here too
Yvonne.... ( with a fake smile on her face replies) Yes
Molly.... Anyway alluh no i doh mind no body buiness eh but alluh aint see the man Beverly had over last night
Betty.... Oh gosh she have ah new man again who is this one now Tuesday
Yvonne.... Alluh good yes the woman happy if i had her looks and her body i wudda be doing the same thing
Betty..... Yvonne what stupidness u talking about girl
Yvonne.... how ur mean everyone is entilted to be happy
Molly... Yes but oh gosh not a man everyday
Molly...... look again she watering the plants in a poom poom shots, i doh understand Beverly yes
Molly...... But alluh, nothing nothing
Yvonne... Doh start that eh Molly
Molly... ok, ok, But I doh mind nobody buisness eh, i hear that Beverly, she Wednesday man is a married man with two children.
Betty and Yvonne.. What!
Molly.... Yes he working Wasa and he married to a fat woman who ha two children for he
Betty..... But Molly how u know that, Ihought u said You doh mind Nobody buisness
Molly..... But I dont, I does hear things like everone else
Yvonne and Betty..... Yeah Molly
Betty..... Molly stop looking out the window, what u ahve with the woman
Molly.... (with perfect diction) I am actually watching the scenery...
Yvonne......What scenery, ur mean ur watching Berverly hoping to see a next man walk through she gate
Molly... Steups look Yvonne i doh have time to mind anybody business
Betty... oh shit alluh look Beverly coming
Yvonne.... Molly how come you aint miss that
Molly.... Ah hope she talk about the married man, oooo im all ears
Beverly walks over
Beverly..... ( In a very pompus manner) Betty
Molly..... Come inside darling
Betty and Yvonne..... ( talking among themselves quitely) But like she living here
Betty.... Hi Bev how u going girl
Beverly.... Girl ah doh no nah
Molly.... What you mean ur doh no, what really going with you
Beverly..... Molly why you so intrested in my life
Beverly..... Doh think I doh see u when meh man and them come over eh
Molly.... which one Bev, Mon, or Friday or the famous Married one
Beverly....... Molly are u serious, I now no Why they is call u the Neibourhood macco
Yvonne....Wha neibourhood macco u talking abouta
Yvonne.....SHE IS D TTINIDAD MACCO
Betty.... Hello, no no no not in my house, i doh want no comess in here
Betty.....Go out side and do that
Yvonne...... But i doh understand since wen u doh like comess, u is ms. comess she self
Betty.... Wha you calling me comess and You calling Molly d Trinidad Macco
Betty...... when you is be watching outside my window watching Molly every move
Molly and Beverly sits quitely listening to the drama
Yvonne....WHAT.....But wait..... its jus today you call me to see out the same window you talking about to see what Molly doing.
Molly...... Is that so and alluh want to call me MACCO
Betty..... But ur is a dam MACCO wee.
Yvonne.... Look pot calling kettle black
Betty..... Look pot calling Kettle Black, u should know u always peeping
Molly ..... Here what i gone im not able with alluh nah Goodbye
Molly walks out the door....
Betty.... Yvonne is bess u leave too yes u is real trouble
Beverly...... ( grunting) all of alluh and ah talking hard for Molly to hear too
Beverly..... All of alluh is blasted Macco's, always mining sombody business and i am always the topic of the dam disscussion.
Beverly... And alluh want to say Pot calling Kettle black
Beverly... Alluh never hear about people in glass houses should not throw stones
Beverly.... look i not able with this shit i gone
Beverly walks out the door grunting
Betty.... Yvonne what you still doing here get ur ass out meh house
Yvonne..... Betty You see you, you dangerous i staying away from this neibourhood
Yvonne walks out the door talking to her self
Betty.... (Says to herself ) Oh what a day, not a next time
Betty cleaning the house and looks out the window and see Molly Maccoing yet again
Betty..... (Says to her self) I doh mind nobody business but look at what Molly doing now...