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I think of things, write them down, then share them with the world.
1. Frisbee just isn’t as popular as it used to be. I brought my Frisbee onto an airplane last week, and no one wanted to play!

2. When someone says something like, “I'm going to turn 25 in August," a creepy thing to say would be, "Not if the hit man does his job."

3. I’ve heard girls say that when they see a guy playing the air guitar at the bar or at a concert something, they think it’s really lame. That's why I prefer to rock the air trombone.

4. How am I supposed to tell the difference between a bum who’s rummaging through the trash pulling out cans because he needs the money and one who’s doing it because he’s really environmentally conscious?

5. You know you’ve made it in life when you get the opportunity to yell, “Seize him!”
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