Sorry I haven't posted anything. I hope you're content with this little thing.
|-Shout out "Bug!" and swat at her arm every few seconds
-When she tries to say something go "Shh! I'm trying to speak with the dead!"
-Poke her over and over until she yells. Then say "It wasn't me!"
-Talk about how hot Delilah is (if you're a girl talk about Takeru).
-When she's walking, hum a catchy tune.
-Narrate her every move. "Lollita is reaching into her handbag. She pulled out a wallet. She handed a merchant some money. The merchant swipped it out of her hand."
-When her birthday comes get a picture of Delilah (self auto-graphed) and give it to her.
-Whenever she does something yell "You're doing it wrong!"
-Call Souta on a cellphone (or payphone) and tell him everything Lollita is doing. Be sure to shout it out so she can hear. "OKAY, NOW SHE IS OPENING A DOOR..."
-Buy a tee-shirt and write 'Delilah is hawt' on it. Give it to her when you see her.
-Complain about the color of her eyes.
-Whenever she smiles at a boy say "Oh I see, that's the kind of thing you're into..." and act all pleased with your conclusion.
-Dress up in the same clothes as her and act exactly like her. (If you're a boy, just act like her.)
-Tell her she has small breasts
-Ask how old she is. When she answers act like you think she is older.
-Ask her to tell you if you're girlfriend (or boyfriend) likes you. (because she can only tell the truth, and she hates mushy stuff.)
-Call her fat.
-Tell her she's dumb
-Compare her to Delilah
-Tell her she looks like Daniella
-Tell her "Black is so not your color!"
-Buy anything sweet and eat it in front of her
-Buy strawberries and give them to her as a present
-Play "shadow" and copy everything she does
-Whenever she eats creampuffs chant "Fatening, fatening~!"