High school is great, right Chandler?
Ep.1 – The one where school ends
The students are together for the last time in a classroom.
Chandler: You know, for the first time in eight years, I feel... big.
Lindsay: Big? Like... big?
Chandler: No, no, like Big Daddy... I feel mature.
Clint: You’re not mature... You’re not even „ma”...
Chandler: You’re the one to talk? You still play with your light storm something... troopers...
Clint: You played with them last week!
Chandler: (for three seconds, he looks mad at Clint, but then he smiles)... I know, they’re so great!
Lindsay: And you don’t have a girlfriend, huh? How the hell is this even possible? (sarcastic smile)
Chandler: Oh, Lindsay, you’re such a lovely... lady, sometimes. You know we're waiting for the special ones.
Clint: Shut up, shut up right now!
Lindsay: And what if the special ones... are just not that into boys?
Chandler: Why? Why? Why? I mean, why? Why?
Lindsay: Calm down, I made a joke. (laughs)
Chandler: Why? Why?
Lindsay: Don’t worry, you'll meet the... special one...
Clint: And what if we don’t?
Lindsay: Then you’ll have to... look around!
(Clint and Chandler look at each other, and then they freak out)
Lindsay: Yeah, and you're just fifteen... You're to young for love... and stuff.
Chandler: Oh, no, but we love the stuff!
Clint: We're just some sapiens looking for some other sapiens!
Chandler: You mean homo sapiens.
Clint: Nu uh.