by bob county
Good vascular workout .... ..
"Trina Bronson!" the voice shouted like a hammer on wood.
Trina fell out of bed. She had been drinking heavily and smelled
of beer and peanuts. It was 3:00 am. Trina stumbled about in her
Smurf jamies. "Hi! This is your who-ha!" the voice shouted again.
Trina looked inside her jamie pants. There was a tiny Elf waving up
at her. Trina was too hung over to scream, "wha-ar-you?"
"Last night after you had sex with all the men in the bar.
You went out to the parking lot and found me in the trash can you
threw up in. I crawled inside your saucy hooch." the Elf responded
with a wink. Trina reached down her jamies and pulled him out.
She placed the Elf on her dresser and went to take a shower.
The Elf followed. The radio clicked on, "Hi and good morning!
This is Manny in the Morning! There was laughter ." Trina opened
her mouth and swallowed the shower spray and then spit,
"Drop dead." The Elf jumped to his feet, "Okay!" There was a thump
on the broadcast and screams, "Get an ambulance!"
"Did you just kill Manny?" Trina asked blurry eyed.
"Yup!" the Elf clicked his heels.
Trina toweled off and went back to bed.