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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1793577
A parody of "The Sound of Music" song. Apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein.
      My Real Favorite Things
      (to the tune of “My Favorite Things”)

Cupcakes with frosting and cream in my coffee
M&M Peanuts and rich homemade toffee
Burgers and french fries grabbed from Burger King
These are a few of my favorite things.  (refrain)

Fluffy white popcorn well-buttered and salted
Chocolate-y ice cream all mixed up and malted
Pizza with everything Pizza Hut brings
These are a few of my favorite things.  (refrain)

Pastries with frosting, Bavarians, Danish
Peanuts and Cheetos when I’m feeling peckish
A BLT sandwich served with onion rings
These are a few of my favorite things.  (refrain)

When I’m angry
When I’m worried
When I’m feeling sad
I simply start eating my favorite things
And then don’t feel so bad.
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