by bob county
Porn isn't what it used to be.
Jennifer Aniston was a successful sic com actress.
But, she could not be a sexy pin up. No matter how many sexy
movies she did. Her arch nemesis Betty Boop had millions of fans
drooling over her sexy body of work. Jenn was loved by soccer moms
and guys who liked to wear pink sweaters. She was adamant.
"God damn! I want to be a porn star!" the pregnant middle aged
comedian shouted to her producer .. over her jacuzzi intercom.
"Hun your almost fifty and pregnant. Just be happy with millions in
residuals from your hit show YUPPIES. "Listen to me! I want men
masturbating to my posters! Like Betty Boop! And she's a cartoon!"
Jennifer rubbed her bulging belly and let the jets from her jacuzzi
sooth her aching back.
Hershey contracted Pixsal to create a cartoon of Mrs. Aniston.
The drawings exaggerated her breasts and buttocks. It was porn.
Before the end of the year Jennifer's cartoon was passing Betty Boop in
ratings and comic book sales. Jennifer raced out of the hospital after a
quick c-section and made an appearance at the National Erotic Film Convention
in San Francisco. Her fans were all teenage boys. She was less than thrilled.
"Ah did any of you come here with your dad?" flop sweat poured down
her face. She needed heavy pain killers for her stapled c-section.
Slowly, the dads appeared in their pink sweaters. They all said their wives
loved her in YUPPIES. Jennifer threw up.
Reflections: What is erotica to one person is a breakfast show to another.