'Twas a dark and stormy night
When o'er the moor came a most fright'ning sight
'Twas the most horrifying sight of my life
for 'tweren't a specter ... but my ex-wife
she carried a grudge-L
that she wielded like a cudgel
With the maid she had found me abed
now with her cudgel she wished to dent my head
Said I, "Thou art mistaken!
Thee I hast not forsaken!
She just needed sex ed!"
Said wife, "For that, thou shalt be hex - ed!"
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