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by Dad
Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1951868
An intentionally bad poem. Wrote this in 5 minutes. You won't believe it took that long.
'Twas a dark and stormy night
When o'er the moor came a most fright'ning sight
'Twas the most horrifying sight of my life
for 'tweren't a specter ... but my ex-wife

she carried a grudge-L
that she wielded like a cudgel
With the maid she had found me abed
and now with her cudgel she wished to dent my head

Said I "Thou art mistaken!
You I have not forsaken
She just needed sex ed!"
Said wife, "For that, thou shalt be hex - ed!"
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