by bob county
I don't know why (?)
Note : Why do my wipers move the snow over to the driver's side ?
This is a design flaw !
Commentary : Where is the global warming ?
Note : Is Jennifer Anderson trying to be sexy ?
Commentary : She's too wholesome and not as slutty as Angelina Jolie.
Note : Is the new Robo Cop a subversive film ?
Commentary : If the New World Order is bad , then what would Robo Cop do ?
Note : Why is there so much controversy over the new Wonder Woman ?
Commentary : Her superpowers come from magic , not her muscle .. Jeeze !
Note : Why is Jay Leno upset about leaving the Tonight Show ?
Commentary : He is a billion heir ! Just buy a network !
Note : The new Batman could be anyone , it's an acting gig !
Commentary : Does anyone care about the coming nuclear war ?!
Note : Jessie Ventura should get his show back !
Commentary : But the Martians wont let it happen !
That's why my wipers work backwards !
Note : If God exists , then why do my wipers pile the snow on the driver's side ?
Commentary : Because God's a woman driver !
Note : Okay, Jennifer Anderson is cute , but too wholesome.
Commentary : Why does Angelina Jolie keep adopting and having more children ?
Is she obsessed with children ? Another Michael Jackson ?
I'm constipated ... but I've been shoveling all frigging day !
Is it the New Wonder Woman or Ben Afflek ?
It's probably the Irish loaf bred .
I think the dinosaurs had plenty of time to evolve an intelligent race of lizard men .
They are now Hollywood agents and producers .
Nap time ..