by Mjax Majoran
A "Parody" of Survival Guides [Not Complete]
SURVIVIN & THRIVIN
Flat Surface Of Content.
Title Slide 1
Guide to the guide 1
Flat Surface of Content 2
Materials: Slide 4.
Heat Source: Slide 5-6
Shelter: Slide 7-8
Water: Slide 9
* A tarpâ€¦ or tent or something similar
* Rations, enough to last you awhile.
* Clothing, always have extra
* A first aid kit or similar
* A pot, or bucket or both.
* A lot of water, preferably in reusable bottles
* A backpack. For storage.
* Your brain.
* If possible, a map of the location youâ€™re heading to.
* A compass, always.
Creating a Heat Source
Normally you would want to make a shelter or something firstâ€¦
But nobody said this guide would make chronological sense.
If somebody did, they were lying, and we here at [JAXARTS Ltd.]
Take absolutely no responsibility for that obvious lie.