A humorous comparison of a mans relationship to his dog and his wife.
|WHY MEN LOVE THEIR DOGS >>>>>>>>>>>
List of things my dog asks of me:
1> Feed me
2> Fill my water bowl
3> Play with me
4> Take me out
5> Bathe me
6> Scratch my neck
7> Take me to the Vet.
List of things my wife asks of me:
1> Feed me!
2> Install whole house water filter!
3> Play with me or else!
4> Lets go out tonight
5> Wash my back
6> Scratch my back
7> Take me to the Dr.
8> Make love to me
9> Don't forget our anniversary ... Valentines Day ... My Birthday ...
10> Pay the bills
11> Re-paint the kitchen
12> Clean out the vacuum cleaner brush
13> Reorganize the garage
14> Go buy me some cough drops
15> Hold my purse
16> Stay close to the fitting room
17> Do you like this top?
18> Don't even think about it!
19> Drop these off at the dry cleaners
20> Go pick up my mother at the airport
21> You need to have a talk with our son
22> Who's phone number is on this note I found in your pants?
23> You need to lose some weight / get off me
24> You're not going to wear that are you?
25> Don't be so lazy
26> Can't we watch something besides football?
27> This hamburger's still bloody inside
28> You're sleeping on the couch tonight
29> I need $300.00 for Brenda's prom dress
30> Go mow the lawn
And the list goes on and on and on and on .............
(I really love my dog) ... HERE BOY!