I am who I am...
I spent a long time wondering how I was going to open this dialogue between me and you, the eventual reader.
I wanted to start with something witty, maybe a short anecdote that shed some light on what you should expect, possibly a joke or two, but it dawned on me that that was how I started pretty much every conversation I've ever had.
I'm very good at it, too. The chances are if we have talked, I would have made you laugh at some point. I always manage to pinch your funny bone.