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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Contest Entry · #2046792
THE LETTER 'Q' COMPLAINS OF THE LOVELESS MARRIAGE
I NEED A DIVORCE FROM U




Must U always be glued right next to me?
A Queen like me should have her privacy.
I'm a 'Q', and I need my space of course
So I'm letting U know, I need a divorce!

Which quack invented this situation?
If I start, U always follow, in punctuation!
It's 'Unfair'!... U can get to start that word
Without 'n' always wanting to be heard

I flipped over, and tried to live alone on a pier.
The restraining order clearly said: 'stay clear'.
But stalker genes seemed, to be in your DNA
As U renamed the whole marina a 'quay'.

My Grammar offered to pay my sin tax,
For this union not to remain intacts.
She thinks its my tail that you find so exotic
I say you're adhesive and somewhat Quixotic

Quick, can someone douse your blind obsession
U disgust me, I can't lie, It's my true confession
Cleave me away, from this quintessential burden
I need a lawyer or better yet, a good surgeon

Perhaps I should emigrate to the Middle East
In Qatar, it will be easy for us to cease
Getting rid of U, will be oh so much better
Cause I will get to see some other letter.
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