by Sophie Olsen
Historical History of Eretz Garn
|The kingdom of Eraetz Garn was founded in 1217 by King Pontable the Wise.It was abdicated by Queen Lucy IV after she dropped her marbles and ran away to look for them. The kingdom has enjoyed many years of football. It is situated on the great sea of jelly. Buttered scones wash up in the winter some buttered some not.
It has a beautiful coast line along the shores of Ivaning a journey into sound. The birds there are very friendly but do not ask them if they support Arsenal or not because that is a bone of contention amongst them.