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Christmas song parody written for "Wreck The Halls" - like it? Rate LOW!
It's six AM and he's banging his drum.
That grating sound of "Rum Pum Pum Pum"
I'll give him a gift, it's a smack on the bum!
That surely will put an end to his fun.

(Rum Pum Pum Pum,
End to his fun.)

The baby's asleep, still he's banging that drum!
I'll make him wish that he should have kept schtum.
Can't take it no more, I'm finished, I'm done -
Think it's about time to break out the rum.

(Rum Pum Pum Pum,
Break out the rum.)

Oh Mother Mary! That god awful drum.
I'd shoot it to pieces if I had a gun.
You might think it's festive - to me it's just dumb!
That dreadful, annoying "Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum"

(Rum Pum Pum Pum,
Rum Pum Pum Pum.)

(Now I'm really done......*Facepalm*)

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