Is there anything worse than this? Is there?
It's just not fair being Donald Trumpet's hair.
everywhere I go, I am always insulted,
and it's not my fault; I wasn't consulted.
They say, “It's not a natural hairdo.”
To their comments, I say, “Phew.”
Also I hate it when I am cut short,
being separated from myself hurts.
So, next time you see me,
don't laugh with glee.
Instead, say something nice;
better yet, repeat it twice.