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by Early
Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Comedy · #2121877
This is my adaptation of the song "riding dirty" by the timeless rap artist Chamilionaire
This was written for a Power Reviewers Challenge. I love to review almost as much as I love to write.

*Disclaimer
This is fan-poetry and is not original to me. Please do listen to this rap song (if you are over 18) and imagine the beat as you read.


I keep on scrolling
Debating
Patrolling and trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy

My reviews are so long
You're crying
I'm hoping that I can catch you writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy


People think sometimes that I'm mean.
On the web so it ain't easy to be seen.
When they see me drop by they close their screen.
Cause I called them on making it "all a dream".
Scary clown is their prompt, I'm like hold up.
I'll pass on the vore & shrinking, so what?
Tell you when you're missing a comma.
Guys you don't know, I'm tough like no one.

Just tryin to color code not to write scathers.
Write myself as well, know about them haters.
Rules on reviewing you know they love me.
If you're going to clap back I'm like laters.

Spotify turned all the way up to the maximum.
Just collecting stars seems super dumb.
But stars are just for fun and you know you only get some.

I keep on scrolling
Debating
Patrolling and trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy

My reviews are so long
You're crying
I'm hoping that I can catch you writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
Trying to catch them writing sloppy
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