Musical Drabble Winner! - An old lady runs afoul of her cereal killer son! (100 words)
|PROMPT: 'The Drugs Don't Work' sung by The Verve (80 to 100 words)
While waiting for her porridge to cool, Agatha was 'interrogating' Richard, "How're you feeling, sweetheart? ... With your new medication, I mean."
DAMMIT! ... that is NONE of the old bag's business! .... But oh well ... it IS her birthday!
"They're working FINE, Mumsy ... ALL of them!" A sudden impulse urged Richard to BOP her with his baseball bat.
So he did!
"SURPRISE!" ... (wee, hee!)
As Mumsy drowned inside her porridge, Richard watched with morbid fascination, the growing subdural hematoma. It expanded before his eyes - like a big, red birthday balloon!
Agatha blew one last bubble - "BU-BLUB!"
"I'll tidy up later ... okay, Mumsy?"