Humor on your dog owning you :)
|A Dog's Life
It's a dog's life and we're king of the hill.
We bark at our owners then they bend to our will.
Need food just give a quick bark at the bowl.
Like slaves they will fill it, yes wer'e in control.
Have to go potty just make the request.
They'll let us outside so we won't make a mess.
Want a nice treat well just throw a fit.
If you've train them just right they might even sit.
Feeling a itch in a hard to reach patch.
Just act really sweetly they'll give you a scratch.
Just one last thing and then I will go.
While training your human take it real slow.
They're not all that smart but with work you will see.
What a wonderful pet your humans can be.