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Rated: E · Prose · Nonsense · #2182197
Welcome to my portfolio! I hope you like what you see.
Hello Friend-o.

I am Laurie Razor, amateur writer extraordinaire!

Enough with the pleasantries though, why don't we get down to the nitty-gritty about why you are here.

I don't really know what I am going to post here, but I hope that you like it.

That's what I'm all about, people pleasing.

Some people say that I try to please people too much but you know, what do they know?

I am just a normal human male who definitely can't read minds, doing normal human male things which doesn't include reading minds.

All in all, I'm just a person with absolutely no psychic abilities whatsoever.

Just a normal writer person.

Definitely not from another planet or dimension with amazing, extraordinary, superhuman powers.

Just another average human male person.

Here I am raving again.

Sorry if I have bored you.

Actually I'm not sorry, maybe that's exactly what I was going for.

Maybe but not really.

You know I am awesome or maybe you will, who knows?

Again, I am not a psychically gifted extraterrestrial being bent on global domination through artistic means, I can't stress enough how human I am.

That's all that I really wanted to say.

Happy reading fellow humans.
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