by Laurie Razor
Welcome to my portfolio! I hope you like what you see.
I am Laurie Razor, amateur writer extraordinaire!
Enough with the pleasantries though, why don't we get down to the nitty-gritty about why you are here.
I don't really know what I am going to post here, but I hope that you like it.
That's what I'm all about, people pleasing.
Some people say that I try to please people too much but you know, what do they know?
I am just a normal human male who definitely can't read minds, doing normal human male things which doesn't include reading minds.
All in all, I'm just a person with absolutely no psychic abilities whatsoever.
Just a normal writer person.
Definitely not from another planet or dimension with amazing, extraordinary, superhuman powers.
Just another average human male person.
Here I am raving again.
Sorry if I have bored you.
Actually I'm not sorry, maybe that's exactly what I was going for.
Maybe but not really.
You know I am awesome or maybe you will, who knows?
Again, I am not a psychically gifted extraterrestrial being bent on global domination through artistic means, I can't stress enough how human I am.
That's all that I really wanted to say.
Happy reading fellow humans.