A humorous Children's poem
|It wasn't me, it couldn't have been
It must have been my evil twin
She looks like me, wouldn't you know
but the things she does fill me with woe!
For I would never drink milk from the jug
with a chug-chug-chug-a-lug
And I would never bounce my ball
and knock down pictures in the hall.
I wouldn't snitch a cookie from the jar
or hide mom's keys to the car
I would never pinch my sister
I don't know where she got that blister.
I wouldn't feed my veggies to the dog
or water plants with your eggnog.
I would never dye the cat
though blue fur looks cool like that.
My brother's finger is not a carrot
that bite mark must have been a parrot.
"Where's the parrot," you ask me?
Catch my evil twin, you'll see.
I really couldn't tell you why
My brother ate that mud pie.
And I don't think we'll ever know
what happened to the cookie dough.
I wish I could help, I really do
But I really haven't got a clue.
It wasn't me. It couldn't have been.
It must have been my evil twin.