Oil & water; democrats & republicans... face it, some things just don't work together
I bumped into a workmate at Duffy’s Tavern after hours today and asked him why he was so late for work this morning. He kept skirting my question at first, but eventually opened up after four beers chased with shots of tequila.
"You really… urp, really wanna know? Les jess say I shouldn't have taken a laxative along with a sleeping pill before bed last night."