Life is stressful and unstressful?
Adulting's a bitch
but Fug it! One more shot!
Money never sleeps, but
it only keeps me awake.
That's a later problem
like being the only one caught speeding.
Coping by self induced anarchy.
sudden flashbacks of
tickets for jay walking
celebrating the fifth of November
accomplishing No Nut November unknowingly.
These flashbacks spawns many options.
Alcoholism is now an option.
Non-sensual drugs is now an option.
Playing Fortnite all day?
Not an option... #stressed
I was skinny-shamed by fat people today,
skinny people have feelings too,
now i'm getting extra fries with a side of agony #unstressed.
My boss is really on my ass today
This is why people say 'fuck work'. Btw fucking McDonald's gave me
chicken nuggets instead of chicken tenders, #stressed
Whatever Chic Fil-A is better anyway and the customer service reminds of