Listen to the Leprechaun - he knows of what he speaks.
|One day I caught a leprechaun, but said I’d set him free
if we could take a selfie and he’d split his gold with me.
“Agreed!” then warned the leprechaun, “Be careful how you spend.”
“Your riches all will vanish if you reach the rainbow’s end.”
I paid no heed to what he said, “I took my share and ran;
I headed to a dealership to bargain with a man.
I bought a BMW in candy apple red
and matching model for my wife, but Viv's was orange instead.
Then next I bought a Cannondale as yellow as the sun –
but Viv said no to exercise and so I bought just one.
To even out the purchases, since she was born in May,
I found the perfect emerald to give to her that day.
By now I had a thirst to quench; though any drink would do
the store stocked only Gatorade and so I chose the blue.
I stood outside the Five and Dime to relish my new ride
and thought, I need some finer garb to match its lush inside!
I drove to Neiman Marcus – for the first time in my life.
I only shopped at Target for my clothing and my wife.
I asked a clerk to help me find the best jeans I could own.
“If best is what you’re looking for, you’re wanting Rag and Bone.”
I fit two sizes smaller, as I learned it’s not the same
how pants are made at Target versus by a branded name.
I had the clerk cut off the tags so I could wear them then.
I said, “Get used to seeing me, ‘cause I’ll be back again!”
I left a whole inch taller, but I thought as I walked out,
my Viv will be quite jealous of my fancy pants, no doubt.
To ease her pain, I found a floral vendor on the street
and picked three pots of violets- their smell, a bitter sweet.
As soon as I had paid for them – they vanished in thin air;
I felt a coolness on my legs and realized they were bare!
I quickly put my old pants on and went to find my car,
but knew I would be walking home, and goodness, home was far.
I tried to think of some way I could let my poor wife know
of what her foolish husband had and how he'd let it go.
But since I didn’t understand what made it disappear
through tears, I had to itemize each step for her to hear.
I saw a dawning on her face when I was halfway through.
She stopped me from continuing. “I’ll end the tale for you.”
“It didn’t matter what you bought, the colors were the key.
Your luck changed with a violet thing; that fact I guarantee.”
“You’re right, but how or why?" I asked, but could not look at Viv.
“You silly, empty-headed man, it's "V" in Roy G Biv!”
Note 1: The color of jeans is actually indigo.
Note 2: The bolded words are for purposes of the prompt which asks us to include and number six different colors.