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I thought that I'd try yoga |
No one likes a misfit Who sighs and whines and bawls Who curses every fault he makes Who bangs upon the walls He is no fun to play with No fun to be around You look about just hoping A way out can be found Then all at once it hits you That you’re the whiney lout You’re the big sore loser That they all talk about I guess I am a whiner ‘Cause I don’t like to lose But I don’t shout at others It’s just me that I abuse I think I can do better I never like to fail When I'm not doing my finest That’s when you’ll hear me wail And I’m not getting better In fact, I getting worse So yes, that makes me angry It makes me want to curse Okay, I have to stop that Control my mouth and face Learn to live with disappointment Learn to fail with style and grace And cursing won’t improve things I think I’ve learned that well And no one wants to play with Someone who'll curse and yell They kicked me out of yoga They said I wasn’t right I’d have to find some other class ‘Cause I was too uptight But that’s why I tried yoga I thought it might work out Ease my tension and anxiety That’s what yoga’s all about And now I’m in the hallway They banned me from that class They said I don’t belong there My language was too crass So I thought I’d take up pottery Yeah, that’s where I belong I’m sure that it will calm me down And where could I go wrong? |