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Those same old Christmas songs |
I can’t wait for this to end For Christmas to be done You know… The chaos and the stress Who thinks that this is fun? You’re running all around The temperature’s so cold You think… Why am I doing this? It's really getting old Or maybe it’s just me That’s getting really old I shrug… Not getting any younger And damn, I am real cold “Cold bastard,” says my wife “You’re just a Scrooge at heart” That hurts… I’ll tell you what gets to me That music when it starts Those same old Christmas songs You hear them every year Oh man… They just get so annoying It’s painful to my ears And then there are the ads You can’t escape the ads All day… Again and then again Enough to drive you mad It’s not that I am cheap Afraid to spend a buck Oh no… But what to buy my wife? I ponder but I’m stuck It’s such a stressful time I want to hold my head Poor me… I can’t find any joy It’s all misery instead Okay, I’ll be okay I think I’ve calmed down now You know… The holidays are hard But I’ll pull through somehow I finally found a gift I think my wife will like Maybe… I’ll buy her some new boots So she can take a hike Then I will have some peace While she’s out in the snow Bye, bye… And that’s her gift to me All wrapped up with a bow Peace on Earth A Holiday for Me |