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A postman gets himself stuck in an awkward situation and needs help from his wife!
Twenty-six year old Postman Percy Perkins was doing his round along with his assistant and wife Lacy when he decided to stop so they could stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch.

The young man was 6'2,215 pounds,had black hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
He wore a white shirt with a black tie with a dark blue blazer jacket over the top of it and dark blue trousers which covered his curvy hips and bubble butt which his wife joked was even bigger then hers.

As the two were finishing up eating,a bird flying passed grabbed Percy's mail bag and flew into a hole in the middle of a nearby tree trunk.
The couple both ran over to the tree trunk and stuck their hands inside the hole but still the bag was just out of their reach.

Percy then decided to enter the tree trunk to get the bag after realising that his curvy wife would get stuck and also ignored his own worries about possibly getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size.

The young man stuck his head inside the tree trunk and after a brief struggle,his entire top half was soon inside,leaving only his hips,behind and legs sticking out as Lacy struggled not to laugh at how ridiculous her husband looked.

Percy found the bag but not the bird and also found a pink rose,his wife's favourite flower and put in his jacket pocket before trying to back out of the tree trunk but was shocked to discover that he couldn't.
"This could be a problem," said the young man as he placed his hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all his might but still it refused to release it's grip on him.
A now concerned Lacy asked "Percy,are you all right?"
"Yes,I'm fine thanks," said Percy as he then tried to push and wiggle himself free again,even putting his left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still he just refused to budge and was completely and utterly stuck.

"It's no use," said the young man as he admitted to his wife, "Lacy,I think I'm stuck,could you please pull me out?"
The young blond placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her husband's predicament and said, "this could only happen to you but of course,I'll help you," as she then grabbed onto Percy's hips and pulled and pulled with all her might.

Percy pushed and the couple pulled and pushed with all their strength but still the tree trunk still refused to let go as Lacy lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass before driving off to get more help after realising that she didn't have her phone.

While waiting for help,the young man continued to unsuccessfully try to push and wiggle himself free again when he heard the bird from earlier tweeting behind him and said, "I don't suppose you'll be any help," as it then grabbed onto the seat of his trousers and began to pull.

"Hey,stop pulling at my trousers like that," said Percy as he wiggled his rear end but still the bird continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.

The young man's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that the bird had pulled off the seat of his trousers,exposing his green boxers covered bubble butt as the bird then flew away again.

"This is the most humiliating day of my life," said Percy as he then began laughing at the ridiculousness of his situation.

Lacy soon returned with her husband's best friend Mark and his wife Anna as the two newcomers burst into laughter when they saw the young man's underwear was showing.

A chain was then formed as Lacy pulled Percy's hips,Mark pulled Lacy's waist while Anna pulled her husband's belt.

"Pull," said the young blond as the tug of war with the tree trunk over her husband began.
"OW,that really hurts," said the young man as he still didn't move a single inch.
"Pull," said Lacy as the three pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW,I think I'm going to be pulled in two," said Percy as the tree trunk still refused to let him leave.
"Come on you two,put your backs into it,pull," said Lacy as the three pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength until at last,a POP sound was heard.

Percy was pulled from the tree trunk at last,sending the four adults tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass outside.

The young man hugged and kissed his wife before hugging Mark and Anna then thanked the trio for pulling him out then remembered that his underwear was showing and quickly used his blazer jacket to cover up the hole in his trousers.

Everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they help to finish off Percy's mail round
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