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Rated: E · Short Story · Fanfiction · #2211445
Penny gets herself stuck in a vent after her curiosity gets the better of her.
Three weeks after her tree trunk incident, Penny was tidying up her apartment when she moved a chest of drawers and was absolutely stunned to a rather small square vent in the wall and said, "I can't believe I've lived here nearly ten years and never noticed this before, I wonder if there's anything interesting inside it?"

The young blond let her curiosity get the better of her and decided to enter the vent to investigate it despite her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her still extremely curvaceous figure.

Penny placed her phone on a nearby table then stuck her head inside the vent and soon her entire top half was soon inside, leaving her hips, backside and legs sticking out,.

The young woman said, "It's very dusty in here, as she suddenly found a brown envelope and opened to discover that it was full of money that added to nearly five hundred dollars.

Penny said," Wow, I hit the jackpot," before sneezing a few times then jokingly wigglied her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I'm glad no one can see me like this," as she then tried to back of the vent but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

"You have got to be kidding me, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that big dinner and chocolate sponge cake Leonard made for me," said the young blond as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Penny said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid vent," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again, even putting her left foot against the wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit by the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the vent.

"Oh,it's just no use, I can't believe I've actually gotten myself stuck again," said the young woman as she thought about calling her husband or best friend Bernadette but remembered that her phone was on the table and called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one was nearby to her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Penny spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief rest before suddenly hearing three knocks at her door and her name being said three times and realised that it was Sheldon, who she didn't want to find her in such an embarrassing position and stayed quiet until he gave up and went back to his own apartment.

The young blond had now been stuck for more than 45 minutes and thought that she was going to be stuck in the vent all night when she suddenly heard a voice say, "Penny, it's me, Bernadette, I'm here for our girls night," and realised that it belonged to her best friend.

Penny knew Bernadette would laugh at her but having also gotten herself stuck a few times, would understand her predicament and said, "Bernadette, come on in," as her best friend tried to open the apartment door but no matter how hard she pulled and pulled, it just wouldn't budge.

Bernadette said, "Oh, it's just no use, Penny, it just won't budge, I think it's stuck, could you please open it for me?"

The young woman then suddenly remembered that her door had been extremely stiff and was supposed to call someone fix it and said, "I would absolutely love to, but I'm in a bit on an awkward position and can't come to the door right now."

Her best friend decided to have one more try and pulled and pulled the door with all her strength as it suddenly opened as she walked into the apartment and burst into laughter when she saw Penny's backside sticking out of the vent then asked, "Penny, you look absolutely ridiculous, are you stuck again?"

The absolutely humiliated young blond admitted, "Yep, I'm stuck," then explained the entire situation before asking, "Bernadette, could you please pull me out of here and promise to never tell anyone about this?"

Bernadette replied, "Of course, I can, I actually pulled Howard out of a vent in our bedroom wall yesterday after he got stuck looking for his comic books," as she then grabbed onto her best friend's hips and pulled, tugged and heaved with all her strength, even placing her feet against the wall for more leverage.

Penny said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm being yanked in half," as she was streched to her absolute limit and began pushing again when a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young woman was pulled from the vent in the wall at last, sending the two backwards into a heap on the carpet.

Penny then said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as she then suddenly realised that she had actually landed on top of Bernadette and began blushing as she helped her best friend back to her feet before hugging her then thanked her for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise today anyway," said Bernadette as the two began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before splitting the money and used to buy dinner, clothes and drinks as they had an absolutely amazing night out together.

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