My Cat

My cat can talk,
I bet you didn't know,
When I tell him he's been rude,
He says it isn't so.
He's a philosopher too,
He sits around
With nothing to do,
And when I question him
About his immorality,
He says that is the best
Way for a cat to be.
I tell you, he is snide,
His lack of morals
He can't hide,
And because he couldn't
Stop his prowling,
We had to get him neutered,
To stop his howling.
So now my cat is civil
As he can be.
And now that I've fixed my cat,
I wonder what people say,
About me.

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