If you want a job done properly then do it yourself.
| I sharpened a pencil the other day and one hundred words fell into my rubbish bin. I collected them and inputted them through a story-processor machine but all I got was drivel.
“Once upon a time? A trite beginning, touché!” I scolded “Improve or to the pawn shop you’ll go!”
Time crawled painfully as I awaited its redemption. Minutes turned to hours. The sun changed shifts with the moon. A page finally projected and upon it was the single sentence it had generated.
“Twice upon a time?” I exclaimed.
The processor giggled impishly.
If you want a job done properly do it yourself.