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After getting stuck while getting her phone, a young woman receives some unexpected help.
Twenty-five year old Penelope Robertson was out driving one afternoon with her best friend Charlotte when her car suddenly broke down so the two got out to stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, had beautiful long dark curly brown hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a pink t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating and drinking, Charlotte went for a short walk while Penelope began texting her wife Samantha and was about to call her mechanic when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her hands and was picked up by a squirrel, who ran into a rather small nearby pipe.

The young brunette cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the pipe and stuck her hands inside but still her phone was just out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the squirrel nicely to return it to her.

She then realised that she would have to enter the pipe and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her figure, which had become more curvaceous in recent weeks to the back of her mind.

Penelope stuck her head inside the pipe and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman then the squirrel, who smiled at her before dropping the phone then ran off as she put it in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her best friend.

Charlotte, a thin blond said, "Penelope, I'm certainly not complaining about the view but what on earth are you doing in there?"

Penelope then explained the entire situation and said, "I hope you enjoyed the view because I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the pipe but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young brunette said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big lunch and second peice of chocolate fudge cake wasn't my best idea ever," as she placed her hands against the pipe and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on.

The now concerned young blond asked, "Penelope, are you all right in there, are you stuck?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Penelope said, "I'm fine thanks and don't be ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck, it's just a bit more difficult than I expected," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the small brick wall the pipe was on for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

The young woman, who couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a pipe said, "Oh, it's just no use, Charlotte, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out of here?"

Her best friend placed her right hand over her face in disbelief and said, "This could literally only happen to you but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto Penelope's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Charlotte said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, I'll go and get help," as she then ran off as fast as she possibly could.

The young brunette tried to call Samantha but her phone got no reception as she then called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one was nearby to her voice as she realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Penelope spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy."

She then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The young woman began wiggling her behind and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's my best one," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Penelope's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by black lacey panties with tiny cupcakes on them for all the world to see.

The young brunette said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed booty.

Penelope said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than half an hour when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Penelope's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her childhood best friend and first kiss Bernadette, who she hadn't seen for more than a year.

Penelope said, "Bernadette, is that you, how on earth did you realise that it was me?"

The curvaceous young blond said, "I couldn't never forget an ass like yours but it's certainly gotten a bit bigger since I last saw you," as she then quickly smacked her friend's barely-covered behind.

The young brunette explained the entire situation before the two began laughing and then caught up.

Charlotte soon returned with Samantha and the two's close friends Sabrina and Emily as everyone began laughing when they saw Penelope's barely-covered backside sticking out of the pipe.

Samantha then grabbed onto her wife's hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Charlotte pulled Samantha's waist while Sabrina pulled Charlotte's legs, Emily pulled Sabrina's t-shirt and Bernadette pulled the belt of Emily's jeans.

Samantha said, "All right Ladies, pull," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

The poor young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be yanked in half," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the sheep began pulling at the hem of Bernadette's dress while the bird began pulling at the hem of Sabrina's skirt as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Penelope was pulled from the pipe at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep and bird looked on.

The young brunette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might never see my lower half again," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging her friends and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Sabrina.

Penelope then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation after Bernadette was able to fix her car.

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