*Magnify*
SPONSORED LINKS
Get it for
Apple iOS.
Creative fun in
the palm of your hand.
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/2230101-I-Guzzle-Beer
Rated: ASR · Poetry · Cultural · #2230101
There are many reasons.
I guzzle beer,
I can't sip beer because I'll taste how nasty it is
it'll get warm and give me gassy belches
and I'll get a headache before I catch a buzz.

I guzzle beer,
So the hairs from my mustache slide down my throat
and don't get stuck on the back of my tongue
making me crazily fish my throat with spoons and forks.

I guzzle beer,
To help keep my disgusting opinions buried deep inside
To allow me to laugh without having a reason
To escape from the miserable asshole I am.






 
FOLDER
Recent Poetry  (E)
Poetry recently written.
#2035077 by Strange Brain
 
BOOK
Journal of a Spaced Out Brain (Blog)  (13+)
Attempts to develop the creative poetic portions of my brain.
#2207307 by Strange Brain
© Copyright 2020 Strange Brain (rhychus at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
Writing.Com, its affiliates and syndicates have been granted non-exclusive rights to display this work.
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/2230101-I-Guzzle-Beer