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A young woman gets herself stuck in a vent while retrieving her keys from a bird.
Twenty-five year old Emily Watson was out walking with her best friend Sally when she spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'4,144 pounds,had short light brown hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her large breasts and thin stomach were covered by a light blue sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short pink skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating,Emily began texting her wife Alicia when she accidentally tripped over a rock and watch in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were picked up by a bird,who flew in a rather small square vent in a nearby abandoned warehouse.

The young brunette ran over to the vent and stuck her hands inside but still her keys were just out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return them to it.

Her best friend,a only slightly less curvy blond wearing a short red dress with white spots and black tights walked over and asked, "Emily,what on earth are you doing?"

Emily explained the entire situation as her best friend said, "Em,I know you're probably thinking about going in there but your butt is going to fit,it's just simply too big."

The young woman realised that her best friend had a great point and she did also have her own doubts about whether she would fit given the vent's rather small size and her curvy figure but really needed her keys so decided to try anyway.

She then placed her bag beside a wall then stuck her head inside the vent and after a brief struggle,her entire top half was soon inside,leaving her hips,behind and legs sticking out,giving Sally an absolutely wonderful view of her lower half as she struggled not to laugh or stare at the ridiculous sight in front of her.

Emily soon found the bird,who winked at her before dropping the keys then flew away as she put them in her jacket pocket and also found a red rose and put in her hair before jokingly wiggling her backside and said, "Sally,I know you're staring at my ass,so how's the view back there then?"

"It's absolutely stunning but your butt isn't exactly hard to miss,I'm pretty astronauts can see it from outer space,how about you coming out now,I just got a text from Leanne asking us to meet her at the mall."

"Ok,I'll just be a minute," said the young brunette as she then tried to back of the vent but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.
"You have got to be kidding me,why on earth did I eat that second peice of chocolate truffle cake," said Emily as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her strength but it just refused to release it's grip on her.

"Emily,stop messing around and come out of there before someone sees you," said her now slightly annoyed best friend.

"I'm trying,it's not as easy as it sounds," said the young woman as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again,even putting her left foot against the wall outside for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the vent.

"Oh,it's just no use,Sally,you're not going to believe this but I think I'm stuck,could you please pull me out," said the now exhausted and embarrassed Emily,who couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a vent.

Sally placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her best friend's predicament and said, "This could literally only happen to you but don't worry,I'll soon have you out," as she then grabbed onto the young brunette's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

"OW,OH,OW,Sally,that really hurts,stop pulling on me like that, OW" said poor Emily as the young blond continued to pull until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"It's no good,you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight,I'm sorry I hurt you,I'll go and get help," said Sally as she then ran off as fast as possible.

The young woman then thought about calling Alicia but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Emily had a brief rest before eating a chocolate bar to regain her strength then spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again and said, "I know I have big boobs but how can I be stuck,I'm not fat," before suddenly feeling something sniffing at her behind.

"Linda,is that you sniffing my ass again," said Emily as she was disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh,you're just a sheep,you're absolutely no help,please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began to pull.

"Hey,stop pulling at my skirt like that,you naughty sheep,it's my favourite one," said the young brunette as she wiggled her rear end but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young woman's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights,exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by black panties with tiny strawberries on them.

"This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least,it can't possibly get any worse," said Emily as the bird began pecking at her exposed backside.

"I just had to tempt fate,didn't I," said the young brunette as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Sally soon returned with Alicia and the trio's close friends Linda and Clara as everyone began laughing at the ridiculous sight of Emily's barely-covered behind sticking out of the vent.

"Wow,this is quite the mess,you've gotten yourself into,but don't worry,we'll soon pull you out," said Clara.

"I don't think all of us pulling on me is a good idea,it's probably going to really hurt,especially since this vent doesn't seem interested in letting go of me, " said Emily.

"It's our best option unless you want to call the fire brigade," said Alicia as she then grabbed onto her wife's hips,Sally pulled Alicia's waist,Linda pulled Sally's t-shirt while Clara pulled Linda's legs.

"All right ladies,pull," said the young blond as everyone pulled and pulled with all their strength on her poor wife.
"OW,OH,OW,that really hurts,I think I'm about to be yanked in half,OW,OH," said the young woman.

"Come on ladies,we can actually do this,really put your backs into it,pull," said an extremely determined Alicia,placing her feet against the wall for more leverage as everyone pulled,tugged and heaved with all their strength as the bird began pulling at the front of her wife's sweater.

The sheep began pulling at the hem of Clara's dress as poor Emily was streched to her absolute limit as her wife said, "Let go of my wife,you stupid vent," as the epic tug of war suddenly ended with a POP sound.

The young brunette was pulled from the vent in the warehouse at last,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep looked on.

"Thank goodness for that,I'm finally out of that vent,I thought I might be stuck in there forever," said Emily as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging her friends and the sheep,who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem,I see you're wearing the panties I bought you for Christmas,how cute," joked a laughing Clara.

The young woman then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation as they went to the mall to find Leanne and tell her the entire story,which caused her to burst into laughter.
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