Some of those Muppets sure look strange
Miss Piggy is in love with him
She makes it very clear
And Kermit seems to feel it too
Despite his look of fear
These two have been together now
They live as frog and wife
I’ll bet there are some tales to tell
About their married life
You must have wondered what you’d get
If a pig bred with a frog
Surely you would end up with
The strangest looking hog
Would that babe have feet with webs?
And would his skin be green?
He might just be the biggest frog
That you have ever seen
Or would her skin be pearly pink
All dressed up with a bow?
Would she have a curly tail?
I guess we’ll never know
Some of those Muppets sure look odd
Although they are so cute
But when it comes to lineage
They seem to keep real mute
So if you wondered what would come
Out of this Muppet pair
You’d also wonder how they joined
How could they even dare?
It’s best if we don’t even think
Of how that union looks
But it must be beyond a doubt
One for the history books