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A young woman gets herself stuck in a tree trunk while retrieving her keys from a cat.
Twenty-five year old Emily Thompson was out driving with her wife Sinead one afternoon when she spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop, stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, long dark curly brown hair and green eyes.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a black sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short red skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating and drinking, Sinead decided to go for a short walk while Emily began texting her best friend Laura when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were picked up by a black cat, who ran into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The young brunette cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but still her keys were just out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the cat nicely to return them to her.

She then realised that she would have to enter the tree trunk to retrieve her keys and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Emily put her phone in the bag and placed it beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman soon found the black cat, who smiled at her and licked her face before dropping the keys then ran off as she put them in her jacket pocket and also found a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her wife.

Sinead, a slightly less curvy blond wearing a short light blue dress with white polka dots and black tights said, "I can't believe it, I leave you alone for five minutes and find you with your rear end sticking out of a tree trunk, I'm certainly not complaining about the view but what on earth are you doing in there?

Emily explained the situation and said," I hope you enjoyed the view because I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young brunette said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that second peice of vanilla cheesecake wasn't my smartest idea ever," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned wife asked, "Emily, are you all right, you seem to be struggling, are you stuck in there?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Emily stubbornly ignored the truth and said, "I'm fine thanks and don't be ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young woman said, "Oh, it's just no use, Sinead, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out of here," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk.

Her wife placed her right hand over her face in disbelief and said, "This could literally only happen to you but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out," as she then grabbed onto Emily's hips and pulled and pulled with all her might for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you're really wedged herself in there tight, I'll go and get help, don't go anywhere," as she jokingly smacked her wife's behind before running off as fast as she possibly could.

Emily said sarcastically, "Ha, Ha, very funny, I was planning to go and get some cake," as she thought about calling Laura or her close friend Sally but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young brunette spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her behind but was disappointed to hear a cow mooing behind her and said, "Oh, you're just a cow, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Emily began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty cow, it's my favourite one," but still the cow continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young woman's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the cow had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by light blue panties with kittens on them for all the world to see.

Emily said, "I knew I shouldn't have those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young brunette said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Emily had now been stuck for more than 45 minutes before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Emily's underpants," and realised that it belonged to Laura, who arrived with Sinead, Sally, the foursome's close friends Liam and his wife Emma as everyone laughing when they saw the young woman's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the tree trunk.

The absolutely humiliated Emily wondered if she should just remain stuck because she would never live this down as her wife grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Laura pulled Sinead's waist, Sally pulled Laura's legs, Liam pulled Penny's t-shirt and Emma pulled her husband's belt.

The young blond said, "All right everyone, Heave," as the epic tug of war with the hole in the tree trunk over her wife began.
The young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
"Heave," said Sinead again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
Emily said, "OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
"Come on everyone, we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your backs into it, Heave," said her now determined wife as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the cow began pulling at the hem of Emma's dress.

The poor young woman was streched to her absolute limit as even the black cat helped by pulling the hem of Sinead's dress as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Emily was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the cat and cow looked on.

The now overjoyed young brunette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might never see you guys again," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging her friends and the black cat and cow, who both licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Laura.

Emily then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation as they went to have something to eat together after all their efforts as the young woman also bought the black cat some tuna.

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