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A young woman gets herself stuck in a vent in a building while retrieving her phone.
Twenty-seven year old Jodie Watson was out walking and texting her best friend Alicia when she didn't watch where she was going and accidentally tripped over a rock and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her hands and was picked up by a squirrel,who ran into a rather small vent in a nearby abandoned building.

The young woman was 5'8, 148 pounds, had long dark curly brown hair and hazel eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short yellow dress with white polka dots,black tights and a black leather jacket over the top of it.

Jodie ran over to the vent and stuck her hands inside but still her phone was just out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the squirrel nicely to return it to her.

The young brunette then realised that she would have to enter the vent despite her concerns about whether she would fit given it's rather small size and her curvy figure but really needed her phone so decided to try anyway.

She then stuck her head inside the vent and after a brief struggle,her entire top half was soon inside,leaving only her hips,backside and legs sticking out,giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

Jodie soon found the squirrel,who smiled at her before dropping the phone then ran off as she put it in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look so ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the vent but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me,maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big breakfast wasn't my smartest idea ever," as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Jodie said, " This is absolutely ridiculous,let go of me, you stupid vent, I don't have time for this today," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again,even putting her right foot against the building wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was completely and utterly stuck in the vent.

"Oh,it's just no use, I'm officially stuck," said the young brunette as she then tried to call her finance Edward and Alicia but her phone got no reception and then called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," as she decided to browse YouTube and Twitter after realising that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon and hoped that no one tried to take advantage of her current position.

Jodie then spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free following a brief rest and said,"This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her behind but was disappointed to hear a fox barking behind her and said, "Oh, you're just a fox, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling.

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my dress like that, you naughty fox, it's my favourite one," but still the fox continued pulling until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Jodie's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the fox had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights ,exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by dark blue panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

"This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," said the young brunette as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as she then suddenly suddenly sneezed loudly, causing some dust to fall and cover her hair, face and dress.

"Me and my big mouth," said Jodie as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and was beginning to think she might be stuck in the vent forever when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France,
I see Jodie's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her close friend, an only slightly less curvy blond naked Bernadette.

Bernadette said, "Jodie, what on earth are you even doing in there and why can I see your pants?"

Jodie explained the entire situation and asked, "Bernadette, could you please pull me out of here?"

The young blond said, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll soon have you out," as she then grabbed onto the young brunette's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Jodie said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, Bernadette, please stop pulling on me like that," as Bernadette suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young blond said, "It's not good, you just won't budge, you're really wedged in there tight, I'm so sorry I hurt you."

The young woman said, "It's absolutely fine, I think I'm probably going to be stuck here forever," as she decided to call her finance one last time and was absolutely shocked to actually get a signal as Edward promised to find help and come as quickly as possible.

The young man soon arrived with Alicia and his fiancee's close friend Sally as everyone began laughing when they saw Jodie's barely-covered backside sticking out of the vent in the building.

The absolutely humiliated Jodie explained the entire situation as Bernadette said, "I tried to pull her out but she just wouldn't budge and all did was hurt her."

Edward then grabbed onto his fiancee's hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Alicia pulled his waist while Bernadette pulled Alicia's legs and Sally pulled Bernadette's t-shirt.

"All right ladies, Pull," said the young man as everyone pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength.
"OW,Oh,Ouch, OW,that really hurts, this isn't going to work, I'm being yanked in half," said the poor young brunette, who was streched to her absolute limit as the fox began pulling at the hem of Sally's skirt as the epic tug of war suddenly ended with a loud POP sound.

Jodie was pulled from the vent in the building at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the fox looked on.

"Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might never see you guys again," as said the young woman as she hugged and kissed her fiance before hugging her friends and the fox, who licked her face before thanking everyone for rescuing her.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Alicia.

The young brunette then remembered that everyone could see her panties and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

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