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She's nowhere to be found |
My name is Norman Nosy I’m with the Hometown News I am their star reporter In search of news and clues I’m following this story About that missing teen She went into the three bears’ house That’s the last time she was seen So let me get this right now Let’s set the record straight This Goldilocks just barged on in She knocked but didn’t wait The bears’ house was deserted As Goldilocks could see But there was porridge in three bowls She thought, ”How good for me!” One of the bowls was too hot Another was too cold The third one tasted juuust right She ate it, so we’re told And then she sat herself down And broke the little chair She didn’t seem to mind too much She didn’t seem to care She went into the bedrooms Deciding which to choose Then lay down on the little bed She still had on her shoes Now who behaves like she did? I tell you that’s just rude She didn’t show good manners In fact, that’s awfully crude Is Goldilocks her real name? Or just a name she used It sounds like she’s a stripper I’m getting quite confused Now Goldilocks is missing She hasn’t been around There was a searching party But she just can’t be found Those bears say they don't know her All three of them will swear They don’t know where she's gone to She could be anywhere I’ve talked to all the neighbors They cannot tell me more There isn’t any evidence We don’t know what she wore Some say they found some clothing A pair of women’s shoes That could belong to Goldilocks Yeah, that the latest news Those bears are saying nothing But they’re all getting fat And it’s not from eating porridge I’m pretty sure of that |