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He'd planned this moment for so long |
The big bad wolf was not himself He realized right away He had dressed up in Grandma’s clothes To hide his furry gray He looked into the mirror then And much to his surprise He saw someone he never knew He couldn’t believe his eyes That nightgown looked so nice on him He liked the bonnet too But he would need some bigger shoes These ones just wouldn’t do He rummaged through the closet then To find some fancy clothes You couldn’t wear nightclothes outside As everybody knows But first he looked into the drawers To find some underwear He pulled some panties from on top A very skimpy pair He was surprised what Grandma wore He never would have guessed He never thought what she might wear Beneath that simple dress The panties were a little tight But he did like the feel He wouldn’t need a bra, of course Although it had appeal And then he found the perfect dress With satin and some lace He thought the color was just right It made his big heart race Just then he heard the doorbell ring And froze right where he stood He then remembered who it was That Little Red Riding Hood He’d planned this moment for so long And now the time was here How could he answer the front door In Grandma’s underwear? With Grandma hidden out of sight The wolf was all alone He’d locked her in a basement room She didn’t have a phone The wolf peeked out the window then And caught a glimpse of red He ran into Grandma’s bedroom And jumped into her bed He tried to make his voice sound right He’d practiced it before He called out to the little girl To open up the door The bonnet that he first put on Was still upon his head He pulled the covers way up high And slouched down in the bed Red Riding Hood went in the room And saw him lying there He didn’t look like Grandma did Oh no, not even near “Grandma, what big ears you have” She told him with a smile She knew he was the big bad wolf She knew it all the while The wolf could see he was found out There wasn’t any doubt He told her that Grandma was safe He’d go and let her out And when he got out of the bed She then saw what he wore The wolf just smiled sheepishly As he walked to the door The wolf apologized to them He said he was ashamed He said he wasn’t really bad Not like some folks had claimed You shouldn’t trust those little pigs No matter what they spoke He never meant them any harm That all was just a joke Then Grandma noticed what he wore And she tried not to grin Those panties didn’t do the job They were stretched mighty thin She said she’d take him to the mall To get a better size She’d say that it was for herself So no one would be wise So now they shop most every week At the women’s clothing store That wolf is now a cross-dresser Not scary any more In fact he is in town each week Where he puts on a show He’s singing karaoke now I guess you never know |