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by Norman
Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Entertainment · #2241072
Do you think a harem is a good idea?
It seems no one has a harem anymore
I guess oasis life just isn’t like before
I dream of those old days
And all those wanton ways
But you don’t see any harems anymore

Do you think a harem is a good idea?
It may be fraught with problems, so I hear
I’ll have to ask my wife
And maybe risk my life
She may not like the thought of it, I fear

I told her think of all the things that we could do
Each day we could try something that is new
If she would take a chance
I’d even learn to dance
I'd do anything she wanted, wouldn't you?

I thought of how those harem girls are dressed
They would heighten my attention, I confess
Those things they wear are sheer
And they don’t wear underwear
They have seven veils or maybe even less

So I walked down to the corner for some beers
Then went looking for some lady volunteers
I tried to bring home some
But not one of them would come
They have some other plans for their careers

And so my harem still consists of only one
My wife says any more and she is done
She said I don’t need more
Or she'd send me out the door
And she was right; I think we've never had more fun

She wears that harem costume that I bought
For that real authentic look that I had sought
All that money was well spent
To put up that backyard tent
And the zoo won’t miss that camel that I caught

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