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A mother gets herself stuck in a playhouse while at the playground with her daughter.
Twenty-seven year old Sharon Watson was at the playground with her eight year daughter Lilly one afternoon when she suddenly heard the young girl ask, "Mom, could you please come over here?"

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful long light blond hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short red dress with white polka dots, black tights and a denim jacket over the top of it.

Sharon walked over to the playhouse her daughter was in and asked if she was all right as Lilly replied, "I'm absolutely fine, I was wondering if you would like to come in here and play with me," as she opened one of the playhouse's rather small square windows.

The young blond said, "I would absolutely love to darling, but unfortunately, I think I'm a bit too big to fit in there, I think I would probably get myself stuck."

Lilly then put on her most disappointed face and said, "Please mom, it's just a bit of a tight squeeze, I'm sure you could definitely fit in here, you're not actually that big."

Sharon couldn't bare to disappoint the young girl and said, "All right, I'm coming in," as she then tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to the window's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She then placed her bag beside the playhouse then stuck her head through the window and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips,backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman then unsuccessfully tried to pull and wiggle her lower half through but it just wouldn't fit despite several minutes of trying as she suddenly felt a cool breeze and thought to herself, "This was a bad day to wear a short dress."

Sharon then gave up as she and her daughter played with Lilly's dolls and had a tea party with them .

Ten minutes later, Lilly decided to leave the playhouse and went out through the door as the young blond suddenly found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, thank goodness only Lilly can see me like this," as she then tried to back out of the window but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

Sharon said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I eat that big breakfast and second peice of chocolate fudge cake," as she placed her hands against the playhouse wall and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the window just refused to release it's grip on her.

An now extremely concerned Lilly asked, "Mom, are you all right, you don't seem to be moving, are you stuck?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young woman stubbornly refused to admit the truth and said, "I'm fine thanks, darling and don't be ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck, it's just a really tight squeeze," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the playhouse for more leverage, which made several loud creaking sounds but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

The mortified Sharon said, "Oh, it's just no use, Lilly, I think I'm stuck, could you please grab onto my dress and pull," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a window of a playground playhouse.

The young girl said, "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry mom, this is all my fault, don't worry, I'll get you out," as she then grabbed onto the hem of her mom's dress and pulled and pulled with all her strength but still her efforts proved to be in vain as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Lilly said, "Oh, it's just no use, mom, you just won't budge," as she apologised again .

The young blond said, "It's not your fault darling, I think I need to cut down on the biscuits and sweets," as the two began laughing before her daughter ran off as fast as she possibly could to find help while she thought about calling her husband Steve or her best friend Lucy but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice.

Sharon realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon and said to herself, "I hope I'm not stuck here for weeks like Winnie the Pooh."

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, I know this window is rather small but how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a dog barking and said, "Oh, you're just a dog, you absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

The dog then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling with his strength.The

The young blond began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my dress like that, you naughty dog, it's my favourite one," but still the dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Sharon's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the dog had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny teddy bears on them for all the world to see.

The young woman said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as a teenage girl drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Sharon said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The young blond had now been stuck for more than half an hour as passers-by wolf whistled, laughed and took pictures but didn't even bother to ask if she needed help as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sharon's underpants," and realised that it belonged to Lucy, who had arrived with Steve and Sharon's close friends Penny and Sinead.

Lilly then returned as Sinead quickly covered her eyes to stop her from seeing her mom's barely-covered backside.

The absolutely humiliated Sharon explained the entire situation before asking for help as her husband said, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as he then grabbed onto his wife's hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength for several minutes without any success until he lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young man said, "Oh, it's just no use, she just won't budge, she's really wedged herself in there tight, I don't know how we're going to get her out of there."

Lilly then had an idea and removed Sinead's hands from her eyes and grabbed onto the hem of the young woman's short dark blue skirt and said, "Dad, what if we all formed a chain behind mom and pulled her out, just like the enormous turnip story she reads to me."

Sharon said, "That's an absolutely wonderful idea darling, Steve, grab onto my hips again and everyone form a chain behind him."

The young man grabbed onto his wife's hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Lucy pulled his waist, Penny pulled Lucy's legs while Sinead with Lilly holding on to her skirt pulled Penny's t-shirt .

"All right everyone, Heave," said Steve as the epic tug of war with the playhouse window over his wife began.
The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the playhouse made several creaking sounds and still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
"Heave," said her husband again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
Sharon said, "OW, OW, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch as the playhouse made even louder creaking sounds.
The now extremely determined young man said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the dog began pulling at the hem of Lilly's dress as the playhouse made several extremely loud creaking sounds in protest of the epic struggle.

The poor young blond was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem Penny's skirt as her husband said, "Let go of my wife, you stupid playhouse," as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Sharon was pulled from the playhouse window at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the dog and bird looked on.

The now overjoyed young woman said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging her friends and the dog, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Sinead.

Sharon then remembered that everyone including her daughter could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.
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