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A young woman gets herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk and needs her dog to find help.
Twenty-five year old Lisa Watson was out driving one afternoon with her dog, a pug named Timmy when she suddenly spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop, stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, had beautiful long light blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a black leather jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating and drinking, Lisa began texting her wife Stephanie then put in her earphones to listen to her music while a squirrel began annoying Timmy then steals his owner's keys before being chased into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk by the annoyed dog.

Five minutes later, the young blond removed her earphones and said, "Come on Timmy, it's time to go, we're going to to meet Emma soon," but was surprised when her dog didn't appear next to her before hearing barking coming from the hole in the tree trunk and went over to investigate.

Lisa asked, "Timmy, what on earth are you doing in there, silly boy,please come out now," but he just didn't appear .

The young woman said, "Come on Timmy, please come out, we don't have time for this today, I have things to do today before we meet Emma," but still her dog just wouldn't come out.

She then realised that she would have to enter the hole in the tree trunk to find her dog and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Lisa put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

The young blond didn't find her dog but did find her keys and wondered how they got there as she put them in her jacket pocket and also found a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then suddenly heard barking coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her dog.

Lisa said, "Good boy, Timmy, you're out now but please never do that again," as she then tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I stick my entire top half in here after that second peice of vanilla cheesecake," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Lisa said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid tree trunk, I don't have time for this today," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, Timmy, I think I'm stuck," as her dog placed his right paw over his face in disbelief at his owner's predicament before running off to find help as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk.

Lisa thought about calling Stephanie or her best friend Lilly but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Timmy soon found Stephanie, a slightly less curvy brunette and tried to get her to follow him but she just didn't understand what he wanted despite having her short red dress with white polka dots pulled in the direction of the tree trunk and said, "Timmy, stop pulling at my dress like this, that's very naughty."

Meanwhile, the young woman had spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside and asked, "Steph, is that you," but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

The sheep then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Lisa began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's my best one," but still the dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by white panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

Lisa said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Lisa had now been stuck in the hole in the tree trunk for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again when her dog whistle suddenly fell out of her jacket pocket and after realising that if she had just used it earlier, she wouldn't be in this mess, blew it and just hoped that her dog would actually hear it.

Stephanie had taken taken Timmy to see Lily, Emma and her wife's sister Sally and Sally's daughter Danielle to see if they could figure out what he wanted when the dog suddenly heard the whistle and ran back to his owner as the young brunette said, "Follow that dog," as they all chased after him as fast as they possibly could.

Everyone soon arrived and burst into laughter when they saw the young blond's barely-covered backside as Sally covered her daughter's eyes while Lilly began chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Lisa's underpants."

Stephanie said, "Oh my god, Lisa, you poor thing, are you actually stuck in there?"

The absolutely humiliated Lisa then explained the entire situation before asking for help as her wife grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no good, she just won't budge, she's completely and utterly stuck in there there tight and I don't know how we're going to get her out."

Danielle then said, "Mom, this is just like that story about that enormous turnip that just wouldn't budge, so what if we do what they did in the story and form a chain behind auntie Lisa and pull her out?"

Sally wasn't sure that would work but the young woman said, "That's an absolutely wonderful idea, Danielle, Steph, grab onto my hips, I'm ready to get out of this stupid tree trunk."

Stephanie then grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry Lisa, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Lilly pulled Stephenie's waist while Emma pulled Lilly's legs, Sally pulled Emma's t-shirt, Danielle pulled the hem of her mom's short red skirt and even Timmy helped by pulling the hem of the young girl's dress.

The young brunette said, "All right everyone, Pull," as the epic tug of war with the hole in the tree trunk over her wife began.
Lisa said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the hole in the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
Stephanie said, "Pull," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
The young blond said, "OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
Her now determined wife said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up and can actually do this, really put your backs into it, pull," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Lisa was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her sweater and Stephanie said, "Let go of my wife, you stupid tree trunk," as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young woman was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as her dog looked on.

The now overjoyed Lisa said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging everyone else including Timmy, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, at least, I know how why you didn't meet me earlier, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Emma.

The young blond then remembered that everyone including Danielle could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation after buying a big bone for Timmy.

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