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A young woman gets herself stuck in a rather small cave after a squirrel steals her keys.
Twenty-five year old Sarah Watson was out driving one afternoon when her car suddenly broke down so she got out to stretch her legs and have her picnic lunch while figuring out what to do next.

The young woman was 5'6, 146 pounds, had beautiful short dark blond hair and hazel eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a dark blue t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a pair of pink short shorts.

As she was finishing up eating and drinking, Sarah began texting her best friend Linda and was about to call her mechanic when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were picked up by a squirrel, who ran into a rather small nearby cave.

The young blond cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the cave and stuck her hands inside but still her keys were just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the squirrel nicely to return it to her.

Sarah said, "This day just keeps getting better, this is going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she realised that she would have to enter the cave to retrieve her keys and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She then put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the cave and stuck her head inside the cave and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman found the squirrel, who smiled at her before dropping the keys then ran off as put them in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the cave but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

Sarah frowned and said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did stick my entire top half in here after that second peice of vanilla cheesecake," as she placed her hands against the cave and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young blond said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid cave," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the cave outside for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

Sarah said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and cakes," as she then thought about calling her husband Adam or Lisa but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her behind but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Sarah began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my shorts like that, you naughty sheep, they are my best pair," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her shorts, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by yellow panties with tiny cupcakes on them for all the world to see.

Sarah said, "This is literally the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Sarah had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again as passers-by wolf whistled, laughed and took pictures but didn't even bother to ask if she needed help.

Five minutes later, she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sarah's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused close friend Sinead.

Sinead, a slightly less curvy blond asked, "Sarah, what on earth are you doing in there, are you actually stuck and why on earth can see your pants," and after the situation was explained to her said, "Oh, you poor thing, you're not having a great day but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto her close friend's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Sarah said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Sinead, that really hurts, I'm not moving, please put your back into it."
Sinead said, " I am putting my back into it, how did you get yourself this stuck, " as she then suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young woman said, "Oh, it's just no good, Sarah, you just won't budge and I'm so sorry I hurt you, I think we need more help even though that might be embarrassing for you because right now, you're going absolutely nowhere."

Sarah said, "You're exactly right, I would rather everyone see my underwear then be stuck in here forever," as her close friend then called Adam, Lisa and the two's close friend Daniella as everyone burst into laughter when they saw the young blond's barely-covered backside sticking out of the rather small cave.

Sarah explained the entire situation before asking for help as her husband grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Lisa pulled Adam's waist, Sinead pulled Lisa's legs, Daniella pulled Sinead's sweater and even the sheep helped by pulling the hem of Daniella's dress.

The young man said, "All right everyone, Heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.
The poor young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be yanked in half," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Sinead's skirt as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Sarah was pulled from the cave at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep and bird looked on.

The young blond said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging her friends and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying for helping her out of her tight spot.

"It was absolutely no problem, honey, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute, although usually, I don't see them until we're in the bedroom," joked her laughing husband.

Sarah then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her shorts before Adam fixed her car as she then took everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

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