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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2243474
A young woman gets herself stuck in a pipe after following her daughter and needs help.
Twenty-seven year old Hannah Johnson was out driving one afternoon with her seven year old daughter Rachel when she suddenly spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop, stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, had beautiful long light brown hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short light blue dress with white polka dots, black tights and a black leather jacket over the top of it.

As the two were finishing up eating and drinking, Hannah put in her earphones to her music while Rachel spotted a rather small pipe and went inside it to explore.

Five minutes later, the young brunette removed her earphones and said, "Come on darling, it's time to go," but was surprised when her daughter didn't appear next to her before hearing laughing coming from the pipe and went over to investigate.

Hannah said into the pipe, "Rachel, what on earth are you doing in there, silly girl, please come out now," but her daughter didn't appear.

The young woman said, "Come on darling, please stop fooling around and come out of there, I don't have time for this today, I still have things to do," but still Rachel just wouldn't come out.

She then said, "Fine, darling, if you won't come out, I'm just come in and find you," as she then decided to enter the pipe and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Hannah placed her hands against the rather small brick wall the pipe was on then stuck her head inside and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

The young brunette didn't find her daughter but didn't find a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her daughter.

Rachel explained that she had actually climbed all the way through the pipe and hadn't actually heard her mom calling her.

Hannah then realised that entering the pipe was now totally pointless and said "I glad you enjoyed yourself but please never do that again, I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the pipe but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman frowned and said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I stick my entire top half in here after that big lunch and second peice of chocolate sponge cake," as she then placed her hands against the pipe and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned daughter asked, "Mom, are you stuck, you seem to be struggling, are you stuck in there?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Hannah stubbornly ignored the truth and said, "I'm fine thanks, darling and don't be ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck, it's just a bit more difficult than I expected," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the brick wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the pipe.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no use, darling, I think I'm stuck, could you please go and get help," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a pipe.

Rachel said, "I'm so sorry, mom, this is all my fault, I'll be as quick as possible," as she then ran off as fast as she possibly could.

Hannah thought about calling her husband Steve or her best friend Linda but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, I know I have big boobs but I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a cow mooing behind her.

Hannah said, "Oh, you're just a cow, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling.

The young brunette began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my dress like this, you naughty cow, it's my best one," but still the cow continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Hannah's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the cow had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by red panties with tiny ponies on them for all the world to see.

The young woman said, "This is officially the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Hannah said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young brunette had now been stuck for more than 45 minutes and wondered if she might be stuck in the pipe and unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her and a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Hannah's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her husband.

Steve had arrived with Rachel, Linda and his wife's close friends Sinead and Alicia as everyone began laughing when they saw Hannah's barely-covered backside sticking out of the pipe.

The absolutely humiliated young woman explained the entire situation before asking for help as her husband said, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as he then grabbed onto her hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength.

Hannah said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Steve, that really hurts and I'm not moving, put your back into it."
The young man replied, "I am putting my back into it, how did you get yourself this stuck," as he then suddenly lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Steve said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge and I'm so sorry I hurt you, honey but you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight and I'm not sure how we're going to get you out of there."

Rachel then suggested, "Mom, this is just like that enormous turnip story that you read to me at bedtime, so what if we do what they did in the story and form a chain behind you and pull you out of there?"

The young brunette said, "That's an absolutely fantastic idea, darling, Steve, grab onto my hips again, I'm ready to get out of this stupid pipe," as her husband then grabbed onto her hips, Linda pulled Steve's waist while Sinead pulled Linda's legs, Alicia pulled Sinead's sweater and even Rachel helped by pulling the hem of Alicia's short dark blue skirt.

The young man said, "All right everyone, Heave," as the epic tug of war with the pipe over his wife began.
Hannah said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the pipe still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
"Heave," said Steve again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," said the young woman as she still just wouldn't budge.
"Come on everyone, we can't give up and can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," said her now determined husband as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Hannah was streched to her absolute limit as the cow began pulling at the hem of Rachel's dress as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young brunette was pulled from the pipe at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the cow looked on.

The now overjoyed Hannah hugged and kissed her husband and daughter before hugging her friends and the cow, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Linda.

The young woman then remembered that everyone including her daughter could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.



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